a few weeks ago this past month, i got home, and i noticed that my kitchen's faucet wasn't completely shut off. it had been dripping during the entire workday, so i was like, "oh shit. my water bill's gonna be huge." well, i got my water and sewage bill from the city of mountain view two days ago, and yup, the water side of it was $40 higher than average. DAMN. that must have been a shitload of water that had leaked out. i mean, how many gallons must have been dripping to increase the bill by that much? i mean, i don't mind the money that much (well, i do), but what bothers me more is the waste. oh well, from now on, i'm going to be extra paranoid about making sure that all of my faucets are completely turned off when i leave the house.
today's telepathic test thought: "damn, i'd do you right now on the spot." the girl didn't flinch as she walked by me and into the building. she wasn't incredibly hot or anything, but i do think she's a little cute. and she has dark hair. (remember, dark hair is beautiful!) so far, i have not encountered one telepath, it seems. are any of these people out there?
the company lunch was actually decent today. when i spotted the old caterer guy and his bald dome in the cafeteria, i was expecting the worst, because i knew it was going to be mediterranean food. but surprisingly, the stuff was pretty tasty, and i was pleased. i had only been up out of bed for a little more than an hour, but my stomach was already growling, and i ate quite a bit of food. D and i were thinking about going out to eat (at choi's), but i'm glad that we decided to stay in for the free lunch.
i did some good coding today. i finally sat my ass down, got focused and ready (after a smoke and a dr pepper), and modified the complex pipeline control block. it's pretty complicated stuff. this file is now over 1,200 lines long, and i pity the poor bloke who ever has to take over the code if i ever leave the company. so now the hardest part of my OD design integration is done, and i have maybe one day's work left to finish next monday.
i was very upset by last night's _sytycd_ elimination. (spoiler alert) when mark was safe, i was completely shocked, and i knew that one of my favorite guys was going to go home. but i had no idea that will was going to be him. i have to admit, i didn't like will in the beginning, because i thought he had no personality, but over these past weeks, he has grown on me. especially with that james brown solo on wednesday. he's by far the best male dancer on the show, and i wonder if his elimination was a case of people thinking that he was naturally safe, and people just didn't bother to vote for him. so sad. well, i guess we'll see debbie allen as a guest judge after all.
i wonder what happens when people abstain from having sex before their wedding night, and then find out that they're sexually incompatible. or maybe the guy can't get it up, or the girl's frigid, or her vagina's too small, or something horrible like that. what do you do? what a bummer that would be. i guess you can go to a doctor or sex therapist, but i think some kinks should be worked out beforehand. otherwise, it would totally ruin your wedding night, not to mention your sex lives.
last night, i caved in to my hunger. i had a small dinner at work before going home, but then, after watching _sytycd_, at 10pm, i just couldn't take it anymore and went to burger king. i got a whopper jr. with cheese and a medium onion rings (which actually cost more than the burger). i know it's horrible to eat right before you go to sleep, but man, i just find myself getting uncontrollably hungry these days. this is not good! i have a bad feeling that i'm going to get fat in the coming months.
two of the amy's that i know (amyM and amyH) are having birthdays this weekend; one on saturday and one on sunday. their time zones are exactly 12 hours apart, so chances are, they might be celebrating around the same time. so to the both of you, HAPPY BIRTHDAY! *muah*
so when women think "threesome," do they picture a guy and another girl, or two guys at once? are women interested in either scenario? we know that a lot of guys dream of doing two women at once. but how about girls? if it's with another girl, is it because they're bi-curious? and if it's with two guys, is it because they want to experience double penetration? i would imagine that having both holes filled must feel pretty good, if each hole feels nice on its own. or maybe it's distracting? *shrug* what about a triple-male threesome? the lucky pierre in the middle could experience coming AND getting his asshole filled at the same time, and i bet that would be heavenly, if you're into that sort of stuff.
i, for one, am not interested in a menage. i think two women would be too much at once. i've only got one schlong, so i'd be afraid that the one i'm not servicing would get bored. i mean, the only position where both of them would be getting some from me would be where one was riding my pecker, and the other would sit on my face. or, one of the girls could give the other one head. but anyways, it's just all too complicated for me, and i'd rather not get involved with this. and plus, there might be some emotional aspect of it that i don't know about. best stay away from it.
ok, 6:30. time to go home. aside from jay and margaret's baby shower, i don't have any real plans, so i'm afraid it might be a boring weekend. we shall see.