some people are morons. i called up my title company today, and tomorrow i'm handing over the Big Check at their office at 2pm. i got quoted this HUGE number, and it didn't make sense. so i called them back, and they FORGOT to include my $17K+ deposit! dude, it freaked me out. but then, i did some math, and the re-quote difference wasn't equal to my deposit, either. so i called them back again, and the lady lost her patience with me. she was like, "it's the end of the month, and i don't have time to talk dollars and cents with you," and when i said goodbye, she slammed her phone really loudly. WTF? it's her fucking fault, not mine! anyways, i'm going to make the Big Check out for slightly more than her final quote, and they'll refund some of it back. better to be safe.
but yeah, tomorrow is the big day. i'll be writing a check for over $107K, and it's gonna fucking hurt. gone will be my life savings (excluding my stock portfolio), and i'll step into the life of being house-poor. *shivers* i hope i'm doing the right thing, i.e. my house's value doesn't depreciate, and it instead becomes a good investment, and i get good tax benefits. i need a roommate!
anyways, on to other topics. the other day, at a restaurant, i saw an older woman whose boobs sagged down to just above her belly button. it was sort of gross. did she never wear a bra? can you fix that? i don't see how. maybe drastic plastic surgery? anyways, i stared for a while, felt bad for her, and went on eating my meal.
tonight is _scrubs_! a few weeks ago, during the episode where the janitor got married, the lawyer ted sang this acoustic version of outkast's "hey ya." it was beautiful. it was so different that at first, i didn't even recognize the song. the words and melody were vaguely familiar, and i was like, "what IS that song?" it was only until the "hey ya" part that i realized what it was. man, i love this show. i love it when good music is used effectively in television.
oh, bad news. sad news. shocking news. the cool japanese dude, T, was laid off this morning. apparently, he just up and vanished, according to his cubicle neighbor. i guess even though my division is strong, it's not immune to this horrible economy. :( i'll miss him; he was one smart dude, and i will miss talking football with him (he was a die hard raiders fan, and looking at him, you would have never guessed it).
GO MAVS! they did it! 4-1! now they'll probably face the nuggets, who are playing new orleans very well. it'll be a tough series. honestly, it's not like i think they'll win the championship or anything (although maybe i just jinxed it), but it's good to see us playing well. much more satisfying than watching the cowboys. i can't say i *love* the mavs, but i do like them, and i get pumped up watching them, and i feel good when they win.
this morning, i had a dream in between snoozes where a big buff guy went in for a body wrap, and he came out, and his muscles were all defined and stuff. what exactly does a body wrap do? and how can you possibly lose 10-13 inches, like they guarantee on those radio ads? 10-13 inches where? on your waist? is that for real? how big does your waist have to be to begin with to lose that much? i mean, i'm a 33 or so, and there's no fucking way i'm going to become a 23! my bones would have to shrink for that to happen!
hey! come to stanford taiko's spring concert! it's this saturday, 8pm at dinkelspiel auditorium on campus. it'll be an interesting show. and if you see me, stop by and say hi!
hits are way down today. where is everyone?
i really need to stop my habit of scratching my nether-regions when i'm talking to people in their cubes.
i'm still injured, so i can't play basketball. yesterday, the 8 people who played were in a game that lasted until the score was 37-36. holy shit! and they didn't stop for water breaks either. wow! i don't think i could have lasted that long. that's probably more strenuous than a real NBA or college game, because in those games, at least you have mandatory timeouts, free throw breaks, etc. truly amazing. but anyways, i'll take a long lunch tomorrow then; i'm meeting up with jennie at choi's, and then i have the Big Check handoff at the title company.
i saw an asian girl today who was wearing a tight t-shirt. she had a fabulous chest. girls should be required to wear tight tops. none of that baggy sweatshirt, sweater or loose blouse thing. anyways, it's rare to see an asian girl with C-cups (which is what i'm guessing this girl had), so i was very appreciative of her. i had a friend of mine in college, and she was very proud of her 36C's. she would bring them up, and when she did, she would jut out her chest very flamboyantly. *huzzah*
oh speaking of which, a friend of mine was telling me of "yao yao," this taiwanese celebrity who's known of having enormous jugs. i did some sleuthing on google, and it turns out she has 33E's. that's ridiculous! she must be really skinny because of those 33's. i wonder if her proportions are like those of lara croft. anyways, she was in a commercial promoting a videogame, and it was pulled from taiwanese television because she was jiggling her boobs too much. ha! if anyone can find this commercial on youtube, definitely let me know.
i wonder if there would ever be a need to measure a guy's schlong, like in a way a girl's breasts have a measurement. something like penis length, girth, and scrotum circumference. do they have those for jockstraps? *ponder* i've never worn a jockstrap before, so i wouldn't know. what about cups? or is it simply S, M, L, XL?
ok, enough ponderment for the day. i'm out.