i'm beginning to glow… forever!
back when i was in my early college years, i was able to distill the three things i needed in a girl for me to start liking her. they were:
1) a cuteness/attractiveness
2) a nice smile
3) a bonding moment
and that was it. if i got those, the ball would start rolling. simple, huh? [...]
Fri, January 29 2010 » general mundane shit, notables » No Comments
we had an all-hands quarterly/end-of-the-year meeting at my company this morning. it was pretty much the standard stuff: financial review, business review, and looking-ahead strategy stuff. at the end of it, they recognized the people who had worked here for 5, 10, 15 and 20 years. my name was up there for [...]
Thu, January 28 2010 » general mundane shit » No Comments
i don’t have that much to do at work today, so i’m writing this early. i did have to come in for an *8:30* meeting, and boy, was that brutal. we had yet another conference call to europe to discuss the AC code changes that are necessary to fix the problem that i [...]
Wed, January 27 2010 » general mundane shit » No Comments
i had a dream last night where this white meringue-like substance that was growing out of nowhere. like, i was sitting around, and suddenly, my t-shirt was covered with the stuff. from what i can remember, it was pretty tasty, because i kept on eating it.
then, some girl (i can’t remember who, but [...]
Tue, January 26 2010 » general mundane shit » No Comments
i ran into jay and margaret at choi’s today. i was going to have lunch with will and oh, and i got there early, and when i arrived, margaret waved at me. it was good seeing them; i don’t see them enough at all, so i sat down and a had a nice [...]
Mon, January 25 2010 » general mundane shit » 1 Comment
friday night, nelson called me up for dinner. apparently, judy’s birthday dinner was going on, but neither of us were invited. so we went to the prolific oven. i wanted something light, so i got a tuna sandwich on white. nelson and i usually get the chicken chipotle pasta, which he [...]
Mon, January 25 2010 » weekend updates » No Comments
the other day, i was in the bathroom taking a shit, and i heard this guy come in. he stomped toward the urinal, and moment he walked up, his stream hit the porcelain. how did he do that? first of all, he must have had unzipped his pants and unleashed his schlong [...]
Fri, January 22 2010 » general mundane shit » 1 Comment
today, i played some half court basketball, but later, one of the volleyball courts freed up, and we got to play a 4-on-4 full court game to 11 points. (we couldn’t play full court on ours because the ceiling was leaking on the other half of the court.) it was EXHAUSTING. i [...]
Thu, January 21 2010 » general mundane shit » No Comments
holy shit. i just took a leak a few minutes ago, and when the stream first came out of my schlong, it went BEYOND 90 degrees. it must have been *at least* 135 degrees! thus, it dribbled onto my jeans and shoes. crap. how embarrassing. and how stupefying! [...]
Wed, January 20 2010 » general mundane shit » No Comments
today was a good work day. i dug into some code i wasn’t familiar with, and i figured this feature out that we needed for a chip that we’re working on. then, re-did some work with another coworker that involved assertions. overall, not too shabby. tomorrow, i’ll be working on some [...]
Tue, January 19 2010 » general mundane shit » No Comments
