first real post of 2010
Posted on Mon, January 4 2010 at 5:35 pm
hello darling pups! did you miss me?
did you know that 01/02/2010 was a palindrome day? as in, the date is the same read forwards as backwards? and the last one was 08/31/1380! wow! crazy, huh? if i’m correct, the next one will be 11/02/2011, so we won’t have to wait too long until the next one.
work was slow today. and to make things worse, my iPod, which i left in my cube (in a drawer, of course, out of plain sight) ran out of batteries over the break, even though it was shut off. i guess it was on standby, and that drained the batteries slowly. damn, so i had no music to listen to while i was in the office. i’m currently making my way through morcheeba’s music.
so over the break, i saw a dude driving a car with the vanity license plates “SHNUKIE.” how EMASCULATING! you might as well cut off the guy’s balls and make him a eunuch, right? geez. i wouldn’t be caught dead with something like that. it reminds me of the _seinfeld_ “schmoopie” episode.
also, one night, john and i were at southland flavor cafe having dinner. next to us was a table of asian three guys and one girl. they were young, and i overheard them (they were talking really loudly) talking about about lynbrook high school, so my guess is that they were maybe in early college or something.
anyways, one of the guys was really flamboyant in his delivery of speech, so i wondered if he was gay. (i have a terrible gadar.) i think it was confirmed at the end when he mentioned that he went to thailand and visited a massage parlor, and he didn’t get a “happy ending” from a GUY masseuse because he wasn’t attractive enough. i mean, right? would a heterosexual man get a happy ending from a MALE masseuse? i don’t think so.
i’ve heard that gay men give the best blowjobs, and it makes sense to me. i mean, men have schlongs, so it would seem reasonable that they would know what best to do with one when they get another one in their mouths. but that doesn’t mean that i’m looking to maximize my blowjob experience by letting another dude give me one. i’d be happy to teach a girl how to do it right. that in itself would be very fun and intimate as far as relationship-building goes. however, in my relationships, i never done that before, and hence, i have never gotten a good bj, and thus bj’s to this day don’t really turn me on. it’s a shame, huh?
here’s another story from over the break. i was at tim’s dad’s house, and i had to take a major dump. so i went into the bathroom and did my business. while i was sitting on the toilet, before i wiped, i decided to call up alan. while sitting on the throne. and we talked for quite a while. finally, while i was still talking to him, i deftly wipe my ass, put on my pants and flushed.
the thing was, when i looked back at the toilet, i noticed that my turds were peeping out of the water. and the raminifications of that were that the shit odor must have seeped through the entire bathroom, so when i opened the door and went back into the living room, the smell spread all throughout the house.
so seconds after i came out, the kids were like, “WHAT’S THAT SMELL?! WHO FARTED?” hahaha. i didn’t say anything, and it took me a while to realize what had happened. a few minutes later, the daughter went to use the bathroom, and after the came out, she had a disgusted look on her face, and she blurted out, “someone did IT in there!” i was thoroughly embarrassed, because it was pretty obvious who that “someone” was. ugh. i gotta be more careful when i dump in a shared bathroom.
another night, john and i went to breaktime for dinner. i mentioned this, but there was a cute hapa girl there. i snapped a few pictures of her with my phone camera, but they didn’t turn out very well, since i had to zoom with the crappy camera. the main thing i noticed about her is that i liked her lips. they were thin.
i realized that i like thin lips. i don’t like big, fat pouty lips. hence the reason why i probably don’t like the likes of angelina jolie and such. i know, people LOVE her lips. (“DSL,” (dick sucking lips) as a friend of mine says) but i don’t. i’ve dated girls who have had thinner lips, and ones who have had fuller lips, and i have to say, thin lips are more agile and more deft when it comes to kissing, and i like the feel of them more when making out. but that’s just my opinion. *shrug*
in the absence of my usual monday night tv shows tonight, i’m headed to jimmy and sabrina’s place tonight to watch the season premiere of _the bachelor_. i didn’t want to get into this show so early, but i’d like some social interaction tonight. i mean, the first episode will be shallow and not very emotionally involved, since they’re just introducing the women for the first time, so it’s not going to be very dramatic or anything. last season, with jillian, i only watched the last three or so episodes with sabrina, but boy, was i hooked.
ok, that’s it for today. man, this one came out of my brain pretty easily.
